Thursday, 12 July 2012


Welcome to The Crime Jazz Unit - sit down and shut up!

The Crime Jazz Unit provides a Soundtrack to the wrong doings against society.  Twenty Six episodes have been created to act as your alibi. We suggest you start with Episode #1 to keep your facts straight. 

Along with the usual suspects of Crime Jazz, Exotica, Erotica and cool groove soundtrack you will also receive additional privileges such as:

- Tips on how to commit a perfect crime or how to get on in prison should things go screwy
- The Texas Death Row weekly spotlight, highlighting last words and last meals
- Stupid laws and or crimes
- Excerpts from our favourite Crime authors
- Death Row recipes
- Special Guest voices of the famous and infamous

Now, keep out of trouble.

CJU

Sunday, 10 June 2012

Crime Jazz Unit #26

" What...? This old thing...? I only wear this when I don't care how I look…"

Welcome to Crime Jazz Unit #26 - Epilogue...

Including the Special Guest voices of Jen Venus as 'Sergeant McCluskey'.


Track listing below:

                  Title                                         Artist
                  
1 Theme from Captain Scarlet             Barry Gray Orchestra
2 Theme from the Organizer               Stereophonic Space Sound Unlimited
3 The Real Story                               David Holmes
4 Theme from The Third Man              Howard Smith & Super J Lounge
5 Audition                                        Elmer Bernstein                        
6 The Second Stain                            Barry Adamson
7 Torch Song                                   The Real Tuesday Weld

Sunday, 27 May 2012

Crime Jazz Unit #25

" Why do Dames wear make-up and perfume?"
Welcome to Crime Jazz Unit #25

Including the Special Guest voices of Agnieszka Twardowicz as 'The Honey Trap'.


Track listing below:

                  Title                                         Artist
                  
1 Hot Dogs and Juice                          Chico Hamilton & Fred Katz
2 Breakup                                        Bernstein, Rogers and Steiner
3 Spytown                                        Shawn Lee's Ping Pong Orchestra
4 Walk on the Wild Side                      Si Zetner
5 Cowboy                                         Trost                        
6 Kamasutra                                     Hubler & Schwab
7 Go Chango                                     Les Baxter


Sunday, 13 May 2012

Crime Jazz Unit #24

" In plain simple English… SHUT UP!"
Welcome to Crime Jazz Unit #24

Including the Special Guest voices of Jacques van Rhijn as 'Johnny Golden Tonsils'.


Track listing below:

                  Title                                         Artist
                  
1 The Street                                      Elmer Bernstein
Rhinoceros Theme                           Galt McDermot
3 Tense Bossa                                   Shawn Lee's Ping Pong Orchestra
4 The Bossa Nova                              Stereophonic Space Sound Unlimited
5 Srizzalo                                         Devotchka                        
6 Four Dueces                                   Alex North and Ray Heindorf
7 Lust                                              Ray Heindorf and Alex North


Sunday, 29 April 2012

Crime Jazz Unit #23

" If you insist on flapping your yap, I will have you 'taken care of'… And by that,  I don't mean one of those top heavy Dames from the typing pool sitting on your lap giving you hugs and kisses and saying 'poor baby'..."

Welcome to Crime Jazz Unit #23
Including the Special Guest voices of Elizabeth & Danny Brosnan as 'The Detective's Parents' - pictured above June 25th 1952.


Track listing below:

                  Title                                         Artist
                  
1 The Spacesuouno Sound                    Stereophonic Space Sound Unlimited
2 Viva Tyrado                                     El Chicano
3 Midnight Cowboy                              John Barry
4 Jane of the Jungle                            The 5.6.7.8's
5 Theme from I Spy                            Hugo Montenegro                        
6 The Man from UNCLE                        Ray Fischer
7 Fat Back                                         Link Wray